Humor - we need so much to laugh

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Psychiatric failing with cleptomanic patient:

 

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Tidying up, isn't that about the same as messing up your disorderliness?

 

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Yep. He's been on social welfare ever since. But then, some special human came along, and now he works full time for me.

 

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?
It’s almost never for them.

Norm MacDonald

 

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I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.


Joan Rivers

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

Groucho Marx

 

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Dead is like stupid. You don't notice when you're "it".

 

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I feel hoorible; I look fat, old and ugly. I need a compliment ... Your eyesight is perfect.

 

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?
It’s almost never for them.

Norm MacDonald

Our house, every day (and 2-3 times a day)!

 

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I feel hoorible; I look fat, old and ugly. I need a compliment ... Your eyesight is perfect.

This also goes into the "last words spoken" category.

 

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Speaking of dogs..........

 

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And one more funny from Mr. Larson

 

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