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Humor - we need so much to laugh

For fellow golfers.........

1. Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett

2. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that.~ Sports Writer Jim Murray

3. The only sure rule in golf is-he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie.~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle

4. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them~ Actor Kevin Costner

5. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

6. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

7. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~Tom Weiskop.

8. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.~ Lord Robertson

9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.~ Jack Benny

10. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.~ Ben Hogan

11. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best. ~Jack Nicklaus

12. The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.~ Billy Graham

13. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.~ Bob Hope

14. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.~ Henny Youngman

15. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball~ Jack Lemmon
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Now that the worst of Christmas is over, we, with the best of consciences, can finally can be the naughty little boys and girls thet we really want to be again! Let the fun begin!

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