Humor - we need so much to laugh

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Measured once, cut twice and still too short!

 

[AllanKP69]

 

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This struck me as very funny......

 

[Pepite 1/60]

Ship modeller's dog

 

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[AllanKP69]

 

[AllanKP69]

This one struck me funny. Maybe I just have an odd sense of humor.

 

[AllanKP69]

Considering the average age of the membership, thought these would be appropriate for those that have no heard them but probably experienced some. If the full set does not open click on the below.

“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.”
- Andy Rooney

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
- Larry Lorenzon

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”
- Bob Hope

“I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast.”
– Anonymous

“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. Then, you only have to remember it.”
- George Burns

“You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.”
- Hy Gardner

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.”
- Mark Twain

“You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”
- Joel Plaskett

“There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure.”
- Dennis Wolfberg

“At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for.”
– Unknown

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
- George Burns

 

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Considering the average age of the membership, thought these would be appropriate for those that have no heard them but probably experienced some.

Getting old is when a pregnant young lady offers you her seat on a full bus.
And when you realize that all these old people are your age.

 

[AllanKP69]

And when you realize that all these old people are your age.

That is our neighborhood. 55 plus community so the youngest to move in are 55 but the average is closer to 70 about now. It is good to live with people about the same age around you as they can relate and share history within our own generation.
Allan

 

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[Graham]

I took a long hard look at myself this morning.
I won't be doing that again.