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Before the intention of chococookies...

 

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[AllanKP69]

forget Newton and Galileo. Here are the real laws of nature.

Law of Mechanical Repair– After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity– Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a voice mail, someone always answers.
Supermarket Law– As soon as you get in the shortest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Law of the Bath– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Biomechanics– The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to its inaccessibility.
Law of Public Events– At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet. They arrive late and leave early. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the end.
The Law– As soon as you pour yourself a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers– If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will usually have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces– The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the age and cost of the carpet.
Law of Logical Argument– Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance– If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy– As soon as you find a product that you really like, the company will stop making it.
Doctors' Law– If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Variation Law– If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will usually move faster than the one you are in now.

 

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forget Newton and Galileo. Here are the real laws of nature.

Law of Mechanical Repair– After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity– Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a voice mail, someone always answers.
Supermarket Law– As soon as you get in the shortest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Law of the Bath– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Biomechanics– The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to its inaccessibility.
Law of Public Events– At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet. They arrive late and leave early. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the end.
The Law– As soon as you pour yourself a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers– If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will usually have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces– The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the age and cost of the carpet.
Law of Logical Argument– Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance– If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy– As soon as you find a product that you really like, the company will stop making it.
Doctors' Law– If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Variation Law– If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will usually move faster than the one you are in now.

An that is why I prefere to live somewhat lawless.