Humor - we need so much to laugh

[Lin Feng]

Poster seen in a French church (translated)
When you enter this church, you may hear the call of God.
However, it is unlikely that He will call you on your smartphone.
Thank you for turning off your phone.
If you want to talk to God, find a quiet place here and talk to Him.
If you want to see him, write a text message while driving.

 

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Classical music isn't boring!

 

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When he returns, I'll ride motorcycles with him.

 

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[Philski]

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You know, I skydived for over 20 years and have a little over 3000 jumps. And in all that time, I never once had a malfunction or needed to deploy my reserve....but we knew one thing, in the event of a problem, out of 13,500 feet of freefall, its only the last quarter inch that hurts the most....(Me jumping my PC at Ft Monmouth, NJ)

 

[AllanKP69]

Me jumping my PC at Ft Monmouth, NJ)

WOW!! Maybe I saw you one day as I used to fish the area as far down as Monmouth Beach when we had our boat in the Highlands by the Seastreak docks.

 

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Hooo! Brain overload! One at the time, please.

 

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Male sloths, run!

 

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