Raffles - Giveaways WEEK 4: “Talk Like a Shipwright” WEEK 4

[LucZoRama]

WEEK 4: “Talk Like a Shipwright”

Let’s get salty! Write a short 1–2 sentence ship log or pirate-style line using at least one real Luczorama ship.

Example Entry:

“Aye, Cap’n BlackRod crossed seas aboard the Belle Poule, chased by Spanish galleons and bad glue choices.”

️ Earns 1 raffle entry

 

[Bobby K.]

Ahoy mates, in case you be
figuring to partakeing in a Keg, beware of sailing well in your cups. Just ask Christopher Columus, he wreaked the Santa Maria , the drunken scowl
Bobby K

 

[HughLo]

Ahoy Capt’n. I’ve locked the booty away in the chest and it’s safely stowed away in the hold of the Black Swan. Fair winds Cap’n Tom.

HughLo

 

[rturcic72]

An Ensign standing watch on the bridge of the Missouri at 0100 makes his log entry, "The night is clear. The seas are calm and doesn't say much...just waves."

 

[Rebus]

Captain's log for the Santisima Trinidad: Just weighted anchor and left Havana after taking on full stores. Looking forward to sea trials with Spain's newest ship.

 

[MThomas]

“First Mate Gerald stood bold upon the aft deck of the "Hercules", bellowin’, "We’ve a stout breeze astern, lads!"... Then his face turned redder than a boiled beet, upon realizin’ the prominent gale hath sprang forth not from the depths of Neptune’s lungs, but from his own cursed backside! From that moment forth, it was declared that he always keepeth to the windward, lest the ship again be fouled by such an infernal breeze!"

 

[WingNut]

Ahoy! It seems there's been some mischief afoot. The Fram's frames have been rammed in a rage, so I'll be makin' sure the culprit gets the glory of inspecting all arrr planks from the outside since they fancy wood so much. Yarrrr!

 

[RWShipwright]

Ships log June 23 Year of our lord 1763, Just sounded eight bells and fog is thick as the cooks gruel, the Bosun Mate is saying we're drawing only eight fathoms below the keel and shallowing, but The Black Swan can edge her way to any shore with nigh less than three. We'll sneak up on the Santisima Trinidad and take her treasure afore she sinks.

 

[DARIVS ARCHITECTVS]

“What do you call a sail with only two corners?”

“I haven’t got a clew!”

Bah-BOOM ching.

 

[kuba91nt]

Ahoy crew! Rum, moldy crackers, and tough dried meat are staples of a pirate's diet, but nothing tastes better than gunpowder in the morning !!! Arrr, get ready to board ship rats !!! Yo-ho-ho !!!

 

[HMS_Mystery]

Was patchin’ beams below deck o’ the Black Swan when the cry came: Blackbeard! I dashed topside, tripped on a loose riggin’ line, and kissed the deck hard. Looked up and there he was. Boots like anvils, beard smokin’ like cannon fuse.

He leaned down and growled: Ye fallin’ in worship, shipwright, or just clumsy?