Sunday morning. Bacon and eggs day! That’s a rare treat as I’m eating for health now, trying to lower blood sugar and cholesterol levels and reduce the abdominal fat. I am creeping up on vegetarianism and I’m glad to say that I am really enjoying the new meals that I’m cooking for myself. I don’t know if it’s making any difference to my health though.
I never expected to be this old. I was in the Royal Air Force in the 1970s and 80s and since I was based on a V bomber station for much of the time, I confidently expected to die instantaneously in a nuclear fireball way before the end of the century. Now, here I am a quarter of the way into the 21st-century. Amazing!
I noticed while eating breakfast that I was having more than the usual difficulty with my knife and fork. Just a little clumsiness and mostly in my left hand. Perhaps it was caused by the close work on that ejection seat last night? Perhaps it’s just a random thing? Anyway, after breakfast, I sprayed the seat with a mixture of Tamya gloss black and Gunze extra dark sea grey. I was aiming at a not quite black and not quite shiny finish. I spilt a lot of paint but managed to spray the little seat.
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Not bad. I hold the airbrush in my right hand of course and all my left hand had to do was hold that modelling vice reasonably steady so that my right hand could catch up with the seat.
When I came to clean the brush, I neglected to remove the needle and nozzle. I unscrewed the paint cup but completely forgot the rest of the disassembly, despite having done it thousands of times before. Consequently, a 28 psi jet of air was directed into my bowl of dirty black Isopropyl alcohol - with hilarious results. I wear glasses so my eyes escaped undamaged but that stuff tastes foul!
Tell me fellow mature modellers, do you suspect as I do, that we are all becoming less intelligent as we age?

I seem to be specialising in stupid mistakes. Another example, once the front of the fuselage was assembled, I glued that shim to the front of it and then glued the nose cone to the shim. I let it dry solidly and then sanded down the shim only to find that I had incorporated a step into the smooth contours of the nose. I couldn’t understand this. Eventually I realised that when I had removed the shim earlier in the week after I stuck it on in error, I had roughened up the surface. I had sanded that flat but did not allow for the extra material that I had removed. I used the same thickness of shim as before. I should’ve gone up a size.
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I have done my best to sand away the step, losing much of the delicate surface detail of the nose and building in some supermodel curves in the process. It will have to do because I am no longer capable of rescribing. I tell myself that panel lines are invisible more than 20 feet away from an aircraft so it doesn’t matter. I’m not sure I believe myself.
The story of the nose is now that I cut it badly, repaired it and mistakenly glued it up, tore it apart and later mistakenly reassembled it with the wrong shim, then mistakenly sanded it into strange curves. FOUR silly errors of judgement. Thank heavens I no longer work on real aeroplanes.

