HM Armed Cutter Alert (1777) - Vanguard Models - 1/64 - Completed Build

I have doubts about this one, but maybe heat gun/hair drier applied to synthetic?

And as a last resort, thin brass wire.

You can stop now. ;)

I shall use enriched uranium wire (for the weight) and bake the entire model in a pottery kiln (I do live in Staffordshire) at 4000 degrees for a week. That will improve it enormously without the process becoming ridiculously over complicated.
 
models without sails where any running rigging relating to the sails was stripped, but I've not seen one to my knowledge where it was kind of half and half.

I quite like this idea of leaving the running rigging in place but not fitting sails. It adds complication and interest without requiring a sewing machine. The scenario is that the boat is waiting for a new suite of canvas and it makes sense to me. Think of it like changing your curtains while leaving the rail attached to the wall.
 
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Oops. The bunting tosser is going to be embarrassed when he tries to raise the ensign. It wasn’t a mistake, honest. It was a practical joke played by the riggers on the signalller.

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The instructions for rigging are beautifully clear. Tie a line, cross it off, tie another, cross your eyes, make a cup of tea…

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I never thought I’d need these Brobdingnagian tweezers but they were invaluable at one point. I’d dropped a block and it rolled under the desk. :D

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Photographing the whole thing makes my autofocusing camera scream and beg for mercy.

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It’s beginning to look very complicated. A viewer could be forgiven for thinking that this is difficult to do. In fact, if you can thread a needle, tie your shoelaces and follow a diagram, it’s a piece of cake, er, several pieces of cake. Fair enough, it’s a bakery, but that just means there are lots of pieces of cake. None of this is difficult, even for my clumsy fingers, the effect of complexity is achieved merely by repetition. Many easy things do not add up to a difficult thing.

Work of art? If a knitted sock is a work of art then so is my model.

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Nevertheless, though the doing is a bit of a chore, I’m liking the result.
I love your weird sense of humour Smithy. But I see through you and what I see is a fantastic example of rigging which even the camera can't fault. Go on, put yourself down, but I'm following and learning every day. Good for you.
 
I'm following and learning every day.

Do not learn about rigging from this model. I’m making it up as I go along - really!

In fact, the most important thing that I have learned during this build is not to trust other models or modellers as references. And that applies both to the modern and to the ancient types of models and modellers. We all take shortcuts, we all simplify, we all get things wrong and most of us fake it from time to time.

The ‘truss’ on that topgallant yard that accidentally crosses the ensign hallard is completely made up. It’s just two bits of wood tied together with string, glue and granny knots and has nothing in common with an 18th century cutter.
 
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However, I have now found that the worst of the crystals can be smoothed over with beeswax (right). It still is no good BUT…

That experiment drew me onward to discover that beeswax, carefully applied to cotton thread, and polished to remove any stickiness, (left) is even better than shellac. I think I’m onto something here. I’ll have a go and we’ll see what transpires.
 
Topsail yard braces installed today.

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Difficult to photograph unfortunately.

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When the long ropes run parallel it looks quite nice.

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From the end of the bowsprit to the topsail yard and back and then aft to the bitts - that line was around five feet long before tying and trimming.

The squaresail yard also requires braces (cue the orthodontists) which will run aft. Then there’s only three sets of (slack) bowlines to throw on and she’s rigged!
 
7/10 - Quite Good

While walking in the countryside on this beautiful warm spring-in-January day, I was pondering standards in (my) modelling. I'm happy with my Alert. It's quite good, especially as it's only my third completed wooden boat build. (It was preceded by the Vanguard Models Zulu, which is a simple fishing boat and the Artesania Latina Le Renard privateer cutter (and a few nameless failures)). I have seen much worse and much better builds online, and much, much better off line, usually in museums.

However, I don't compare myself to anyone else in the hobby because I'll become either vain or envious if I do that. Instead I compare my actual achievement in shipbuilding with what I believe to be my potential, if I really put the required time and effort in. I'm very close to the end now and I estimate that I've scored seven out of a possible perfect ten. I'm rather chuffed with that. 'Quite good' was a solid achievement in the England in which I grew up, before everyone forgot how to write judgements in anything less than histrionic superlatives (or little pictograms for those entirely without words ROTF).

The way I use my numerical scale, to raise my game to 8/10 I'd have to spend twice as much time on a build, with multiple do-overs, and reduce the cheating to situations where I could think of no other way to do something. Here on Alert I've 'cheated' (e.g. by using knots instead of seizings) whenever I just couldn't be bothered to do the right thing and almost never had a second attempt at anything. Building Alert to an 8/10 standard would take me 20 months.

The next step up would be no cheats at all, but massive improvements to everything, every single part of the kit. That would be another doubling of time invested taking the build to well over three years. I'd be replacing almost all of the wood with scratched components, building a full interior and setting it in a diorama with a crew. I've done all these things in plastic models so I'm not just fantasising here.

A perfect ten would be to do all of those things, scratchbuilt, in a larger scale and would be at least a third doubling. Eighty months of thirty hour weeks because that's how much bench time I have spent when really inspired and working at max potential. I've never kept that up for more than a few weeks and eighty months would add up to 10500 hours. Given sufficient incentive I could do that. I'd do it for a million quid (in regular cash instalments please). To do it just to kill time, for me would be idiocy and would drive me nuts.

And that's why "7/10 quite good" is very satisfying to me.
 
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It’s been a busy evening in the shipyard. Nearly three hours work interrupted only by two or three suppers and an occasional snack.

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On with the captains skylight! I love that shiny acetate. And I’m very pleased with the deck planks in this photo. On the real thing they were the cheap softwood known as deal and the grain patterns which I’m sure weren’t present when they were laid months ago, are just right.

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On with the tiller. It’s painted red right up to the point at which it is gripped by the helmsmen. The paint has worn off there but I have failed to show that in the photograph - dammit!

On the far side of the rudder platform, you can see the end of the squaresail yard larboard brace.

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There’s the starboard brace in all its glory from yardarm to eyebolts.

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There there was time left and my enthusiasm to get this damn thing finished was running high, so I installed the PE stanchions and the handrope. This was a fancy length of red velvet rope stolen by the Bosun’s Mate from the local cinema one drunken night in 1777. There was a little bit left over and you may now realise where that ended up. ROTF

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I’m experimenting to find a way to photograph the entire vessel. I’m almost there but I think I’ll call for help when it’s time for the completion shots. Very soon now!!

Next comes the antepenultimate task - those slack bowlines. All of the blocks are in place so that’s a quick one. The penultimate items are the anchors which are ready to be catted and fished (I may leave one straight up and down for variety and speed…)

And finally I have a little secret plan to enhance my impressionistic dockyard base. All being well, I’ll have this model finished this weekend. THIS WEEKEND!
 
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Smithy, it's quite good.

I’ve been learning the guitar since Christmas (I’ve done a bit before so I’m not entirely a beginner). Anyway, I am nervous about playing in public so I needed to play and sing to someone asap to allay that particular fear. My son was the chosen victim.

He came to my place for lunch today and for after dinner entertainment I made him the audience for the Johnny Cash version of You Are My Sunshine. I was sweating but it must have been worse for him. ROTF

After the brief concert I asked his opinion. Now my lad is the most honest and outspoken person I know. He said the first part sounded like I didn’t want to even make a noise. I was faint, high pitched and rather bad. Then, he said, “you dropped your voice an octave and started singing and playing properly. It was recognisably a song.” ‘Recognisably a song’ is honest feedback I can use.

His words pretty well described my internal experience of extreme stage fright turning into pleasure, a scared kid suddenly channelling the shade of the Man in Black, I know exactly where I am on this musical journey (very near the beginning but moving forward). That’s very encouraging. He’s also confirmed and calibrated my self-assessment. Eventually he’ll tell me that I’m good and suggest that I’m ready to play to other poor souls and I’ll believe him and perhaps take my guitar out into the world.

If he’d said today that I played like Knopfler and sang like Sinatra, I’d know he wasn’t being honest and I’d conclude that I was terribly, terribly bad. I’d doubt my own estimate of my abilities and even if I did improve I’d never trust him when he suggested playing in public. (And the world would lose a star. ROTF ROTF ROTF )

So thanks Russ, I also think my model is quite good and your confirmation is very heartening.
 
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The bowlines are on, twice. The first time i rigged them slack but I didn’t like the look of it so I re did them tight-ish.

The anchors are on too and so the actual boat is finished. It’s been 304 days or (very roughly) 500 hours since I began back in March last year.

I’ll do my arty-farty thing with the base and then take some pictures with my camera, probably tomorrow if the weather and light are good.
 
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