Vasa - 1:65 DeAgostini [COMPLETED BUILD]
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Brilliant Heinrich!
I am with Kurt, glad Paul is not Proctologists or Obstetrician-Gynecologists 
Just STOP. Get HELP.
This is more in the field of who gets first banned from Facebook. 
I want to make a few predictions myself Paul!
Before you finish your Vasa…
1) Peter @Peter Voogt will install 18,580 treenails, in the upper portion alone, of his BN. After which he will write a book titled “How a Japanese Saw changed my Life!”
2) Maarten @Maarten will write a book titled “Everyone keeps stealing my ideas!”, and at the book signing event he will have a smirk, as he kept one secret to himself…the Bitumen of Judea underwear he made (and is wearing)!
3) Heinrich @Heinrich will start a build log with a 10,000 page introduction of the history of the ship, the people who built it, the people who sailed it, the wood used, the tools used, along with their culinary preferences and religious practices and genealogy for the last 10 centuries! Sadly this will consume all his time and the ship will never get past the keel!
4) Paul @dockattner …you sir will have invested in $20,000 worth of ship building stuff, and purchased your own thread company and sawmill! Due to your excessive hobby spending…your wife will buy a flame thrower… eek!
5) Dean @me
will finish the Sopwith Camel, finish the Norske Love, and build 2 more airplanes. Take 1,250 more pictures of his granddaughter. And invent a bolt head making machine!
6) Kurt @DARIVS ARCHITECTVS will build 10 more decks (out of popsicle sticks and cove molding knees, leveled with resin) and 10,560 cannons. Sadly he will never finish the ship, but end up in a padded room mumbling incessantly about the ant people not seeing the beams and knees because the lights didn’t work!
7) Grant @GrantTyler will have finished masts and yards, but get stuck on building 8,000 little cots for the nets…his kids will accuse him of starting a tampon business!
I could go on…but…
Ps - these are jokes people, so no one get offended please!
Before you finish your Vasa…
1) Peter @Peter Voogt will install 18,580 treenails, in the upper portion alone, of his BN. After which he will write a book titled “How a Japanese Saw changed my Life!”
2) Maarten @Maarten will write a book titled “Everyone keeps stealing my ideas!”, and at the book signing event he will have a smirk, as he kept one secret to himself…the Bitumen of Judea underwear he made (and is wearing)!
3) Heinrich @Heinrich will start a build log with a 10,000 page introduction of the history of the ship, the people who built it, the people who sailed it, the wood used, the tools used, along with their culinary preferences and religious practices and genealogy for the last 10 centuries! Sadly this will consume all his time and the ship will never get past the keel!
4) Paul @dockattner …you sir will have invested in $20,000 worth of ship building stuff, and purchased your own thread company and sawmill! Due to your excessive hobby spending…your wife will buy a flame thrower… eek!
5) Dean @me
will finish the Sopwith Camel, finish the Norske Love, and build 2 more airplanes. Take 1,250 more pictures of his granddaughter. And invent a bolt head making machine!6) Kurt @DARIVS ARCHITECTVS will build 10 more decks (out of popsicle sticks and cove molding knees, leveled with resin) and 10,560 cannons. Sadly he will never finish the ship, but end up in a padded room mumbling incessantly about the ant people not seeing the beams and knees because the lights didn’t work!
7) Grant @GrantTyler will have finished masts and yards, but get stuck on building 8,000 little cots for the nets…his kids will accuse him of starting a tampon business!
I could go on…but…
Ps - these are jokes people, so no one get offended please!
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You know what they say about jokes. There is a truth hidden in every single one of them.I want to make a few predictions myself Paul!
Before you finish your Vasa…
1) Peter @Peter Voogt will install 18,580 treenails, in the upper portion alone, of his BN. After which he will write a book titled “How a Japanese Saw changed my Life!”
2) Maarten @Maarten will write a book titled “Everyone keeps stealing my ideas!”, and at the book signing event he will have a smirk, as he kept one secret to himself…the Bitumen of Judea underwear he made (and is wearing)!
3) Heinrich @Heinrich will start a build log with a 10,000 page introduction of the history of the ship, the people who built it, the people who sailed it, the wood used, the tools used, along with their culinary preferences and religious practices and genealogy for the last 10 centuries! Sadly this will consume all his time and the ship will never get past the keel!
4) Paul @dockattner …you sir will have invested in $20,000 worth of ship building stuff, and purchased your own thread company and sawmill! Due to your excessive hobby spending…your wife will buy a flame thrower… eek!
5) Dean @me
6) Kurt @DARIVS ARCHITECTVS will build 10 more decks (out of popsicle sticks and cove molding knees, leveled with resin) and 10,560 cannons. Sadly he will never finish the ship, but end up in a padded room mumbling incessantly about the ant people not seeing the beams and knees because the lights didn’t work!
7) Grant @GrantTyler will have finished masts and yards, but get stuck on building 8,000 little cots for the nets…his kids will accuse him of starting a tampon business!
I could go on…but…
Ps - these are jokes people, so no one get offended please!
Wait... 
Ant people are REAL?
Ant people are REAL?
All the others feel so left out DeanI want to make a few predictions myself Paul!
Before you finish your Vasa…
1) Peter @Peter Voogt will install 18,580 treenails, in the upper portion alone, of his BN. After which he will write a book titled “How a Japanese Saw changed my Life!”
2) Maarten @Maarten will write a book titled “Everyone keeps stealing my ideas!”, and at the book signing event he will have a smirk, as he kept one secret to himself…the Bitumen of Judea underwear he made (and is wearing)!
3) Heinrich @Heinrich will start a build log with a 10,000 page introduction of the history of the ship, the people who built it, the people who sailed it, the wood used, the tools used, along with their culinary preferences and religious practices and genealogy for the last 10 centuries! Sadly this will consume all his time and the ship will never get past the keel!
4) Paul @dockattner …you sir will have invested in $20,000 worth of ship building stuff, and purchased your own thread company and sawmill! Due to your excessive hobby spending…your wife will buy a flame thrower… eek!
5) Dean @me
6) Kurt @DARIVS ARCHITECTVS will build 10 more decks (out of popsicle sticks and cove molding knees, leveled with resin) and 10,560 cannons. Sadly he will never finish the ship, but end up in a padded room mumbling incessantly about the ant people not seeing the beams and knees because the lights didn’t work!
7) Grant @GrantTyler will have finished masts and yards, but get stuck on building 8,000 little cots for the nets…his kids will accuse him of starting a tampon business!
I could go on…but…
Ps - these are jokes people, so no one get offended please!
Maybe it’s best to be left out of the jokes?what about others, Mio Amigo??? sounds like we are chopped liver
All this joking around will give Paul time to rig one more line. . . perhaps two.
If we keep this up, more forum pages will be devoted to joking about Paul than model building. (I take that as a personal challenge myself.)
If we keep this up, more forum pages will be devoted to joking about Paul than model building. (I take that as a personal challenge myself.)
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I want to make a few predictions myself Paul!
Before you finish your Vasa…
1) Peter @Peter Voogt will install 18,580 treenails, in the upper portion alone, of his BN. After which he will write a book titled “How a Japanese Saw changed my Life!”
2) Maarten @Maarten will write a book titled “Everyone keeps stealing my ideas!”, and at the book signing event he will have a smirk, as he kept one secret to himself…the Bitumen of Judea underwear he made (and is wearing)!
3) Heinrich @Heinrich will start a build log with a 10,000 page introduction of the history of the ship, the people who built it, the people who sailed it, the wood used, the tools used, along with their culinary preferences and religious practices and genealogy for the last 10 centuries! Sadly this will consume all his time and the ship will never get past the keel!
4) Paul @dockattner …you sir will have invested in $20,000 worth of ship building stuff, and purchased your own thread company and sawmill! Due to your excessive hobby spending…your wife will buy a flame thrower… eek!
5) Dean @me
6) Kurt @DARIVS ARCHITECTVS will build 10 more decks (out of popsicle sticks and cove molding knees, leveled with resin) and 10,560 cannons. Sadly he will never finish the ship, but end up in a padded room mumbling incessantly about the ant people not seeing the beams and knees because the lights didn’t work!
7) Grant @GrantTyler will have finished masts and yards, but get stuck on building 8,000 little cots for the nets…his kids will accuse him of starting a tampon business!
I could go on…but…
Ps - these are jokes people, so no one get offended please!
I read this post like 10 times. And every time I read it I laugh more and more. With Heinrich log description I almost passed away laughing.
Classic, gentlemen- Comedy Central here we come
Choose from 28 endings??? If I am ever captured by Ant People I can only envision one ending
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Thanks for asking Daniel. I can't imagine how he could be doing better. A true miracle.