Rudder Hanging and Rail Finials
I think I mentioned my strange dislike of fitting the rudders to model boats?I still have no idea why because
they always go right for me, fitting perfectly. Anyway, I had epoxied the pintle/gudgeon brass pieces to the rudder and the next thing was to drill the sternpost.
Because the top of the rudder has to slide into its housing before the rudder and sternpost can be brought together, I couldn't make the brass pins actually touch and mark the drilling locations all in one go. However, the third pin from the keel was close enough to the post for me to mark and drill its hole.
The top piece of brass is inside the hull so the pin on that piece was cut off and discarded. Then the third piece from the keel could be inserted into its hole for the second piece from the keel to scratch a location for the next hole. And so on until all three holes were drilled out as accurately as possible with a pin vice.
There was no chance of error. Nothing could go wrong. Well, actually the lowest hole needed to be enlarged into a slot because it was just a little off. A high speed setting on my proxxon drill made it work like a micro router for this.
On with the epoxy.
And on with the rudder.
It's too high.
Yesterday I wrote, "
Something that I have done before but strongly dislike is hanging a rudder. I have no idea why as it's never failed or even been difficult. It just scares me." That was like standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm, wearing wet copper armour and shouting "The Modelling Gods are pathetic idiots!!" at the top of my voice.
And so I'm now cursed with a rudder that's nine inches higher than the keel instead of three. Woe, woe and thrice woe! At the moment it makes my eyes hurt when I notice the terrible error but I suppose I'll get used to it.
Eventually.
Maybe.
On the plus side it will make fitting the tiller slightly easier.
It's funny how a mil or two of misplacement of the rudder made me really angry at myself but any other shoddy work on the boat doesn't bother me at all. What IS this rudder thing to me? Was I beaten with one when I was a child? Did one fall from the sky and crush my pet hamster? Am I over-analysing again?
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finially,
First time carving wood since third year woodwork class aged 13, where I made a model of a sperm whale and accidentally sawed its tail off while taking a short 'cut' because the filing was a bore. My mission this time was to carve a curvier, sexier finial than the kit supplied skinny wee thing which reminds me of another model, the sixties icon Twiggy.
The skinny wee thing.
And there's mine in all of its glorious imperfection.
It took ages to make that tiny piece including a lot of time trying to find it on the carpet after its many attempts to escape the torment. I think it is curvier and sexier and when the glue is dry and I can do the final sanding, blending and rounding off of edges, it's going to be the Marilyn Monroe of rough tree rail finials.
Will the other side be a perfect match? Not on your Nelly! Do I care? Serious answer, no I don't care at all. These will be the best part of the boat for me because they are the bits with a lot of imperfect 'me' in them. It's the imperfections that we build into our models that raise them from 'interesting', which is the best compliment I ever received for a plastic model, to
beautiful, which is what people say about wooden ones.
Perfection, which is only really possible with machine manufacture, is unhuman. Take a photo of a face, cut it down the centre and mirror one side to get a perfectly symmetrical face and you'll find it looks repellent. Real people have wonky noses, off-centre smiles and so on and look beautiful to us (as long as both eyes are on the front of the head, there are limits). Organic stuff like wood and rope appeals to the same sense of 'imperfect beauty'.
That's a lovely thought to a wrinkly and distorted old bloke like me and also a splendid excuse for not trying too hard with the models. We can allow some tool marks to remain on frames and lower decks - they were finished with hatchets and adzes! Anything in 'officer country' probably got a lot of polishing but back then, that meant rubbing it with sand, not chrome plating everything. So I say chill out people, lower your standards of perfection and let the beauty in.
Except on rudders of course. Make those infernal things perfect. It's the only way we can be safe!!!!